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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"I need a washing machine"

GE: Here u go

"I also need a 30mm hydraulically driven 7 barrel gatling-style autocannon with a rate of fire you can measure in hertz"

GE: Here u go

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could also be Samsung. They also build tanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only General Electric produces the gun whose recoil can make its aircraft stall

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I need a barcode scanner.

Honeywell: Right here bud

Also a thermonuclear weapon

Honeywell: How many megatons?