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Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies (theonion.com)
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“This is an absolute oyster carnival,” said Harvard University linguistics professor Dr. Howard Albright, who noted that the current idiom shortage has been the country’s worst. “I don’t know any other way to describe it.”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Ooh I don't think this headline is going to have mass appeal but it's a killer joke.