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Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies (theonion.com)
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“This is an absolute oyster carnival,” said Harvard University linguistics professor Dr. Howard Albright, who noted that the current idiom shortage has been the country’s worst. “I don’t know any other way to describe it.”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

And, Albright claims, unless something is done before long to dry out the cinnamon jars, residents of Texas may soon cease speaking altogether.

Don't get my hopes up