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[-] [email protected] 204 points 3 weeks ago

Just when I'm about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

"You appear sickly. It's because one of your humors are imbalanced. Have some bleach in your veins and get some fresh air to reduce the miasma."

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, he uses bronzing cream.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

demons release miasma, maybe rfk jr should ge tthat checked.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

gotta have some tots and pears!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

And colloidal silver!

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