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RFK Jr.’s health department calls Nature “junk science,” cancels subscriptions (arstechnica.com)

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"You appear sickly. It's because one of your humors are imbalanced. Have some bleach in your veins and get some fresh air to reduce the miasma."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

No, he uses bronzing cream.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

demons release miasma, maybe rfk jr should ge tthat checked.