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Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?
"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."
If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.
Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.
Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.
Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.
It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!
$100 is $100
I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it
If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game
Have some more self esteem! You can get $120