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[–] [email protected] 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

not oppisite enough, true and straight.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago

60% of the time it works every time.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm straight so anything that gets my dick hard is a woman.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 22 hours ago

LGBTs hate this one simple trick !

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

Okay Yujiro.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."

[–] [email protected] 58 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Most I ever payed for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago

$100 is $100

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Have some more self esteem! You can get $120

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

How you doin’?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 21 hours ago

Ngl, I've had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they'd reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

If I was bi or gay, I'm fairly sure I'd at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn't hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won't.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

Big caveat there. The big problem is you don't really know how people will really handle things until afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Fair point. So far I managed great on my end.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be ok with it, but i don't know how to ask my partner "hey can I suck this other guys dick?" in a way that isn't insulting to them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, being poly sounds sick/dope!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

It is!

Turns out that living without the fear of your own desires and emotions is pure freedom. If you are in monoamorus relationship and fall in love with a third person, thats a threat. For me right now the same situation is pure bliss. I get to love another human after all, that feels great!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

More like holesome

ba-dum tss

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D

Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both equally important. Actually will probably prioritise the friendship higher.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Respectable answer. Is that a serious inquiry? Or just online talk?

Serious means DM, online talk means you dont need to further comment on the thread here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Seriously interested in anyone up for friendship. This would be the 3rd or 4th time i come across this sort of thing on Lemmy, no one follows through. I make a chat app channel and no one joins. I'll DM you.

The dick sucking was all online speak, not interested in that at all. No one is going to be able to beat the skills and hotness of my wife....so I'm sorted there.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

In this world, its milk or be milked.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

if only it were that easy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Other girls would call her a pickme now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

I believe the anime girl is Sayu Ogiwara from Higehiro