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Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews” (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Not even a single full day into operation, and the new Grok 4 is hurling racist conspiracy theories at users.

According to Elon Musk, no later than next week, it will be added to Tesla vehicles.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or starts running over non-white pedestrians

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Clicking the picture deploys a missile

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Time for a relevant Better Off Ted

Pecuniam Coram Populo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

One of the few shows actually finished all the seasons of

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.