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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

and not a rabid pig

But that's the best part!