Scott_of_the_Arctic

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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A lady from the English county of Essex.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is the standard definition.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

People are getting turned away at the border for having tweets critical to Donald trump (terrorism for some reason). It's only a matter of time before they start making lists of people inside the states as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

We should be very concerned about any alien species that doesn't hide from us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Well Elon, its because you're a twat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

You know, you should contact your doctor if you're struggling with solvent abuse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cheese is the best source of protein for normal non-bodybuilder food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I assumed that party members voted on who they put forward as their candidate.

 

So my three year old has, since she was little, been really into jumping. I try to warn her that she could seriously injure herself, but this hasn't happened yet so she doesn't think I'm serious. But she jumps over and off anything. Sisters bunk bed to the armchair 2 meters away? No problem. Bunk bed to the floor? Sticks the landing every time. I swear my partner must have cheated on me with a f##king spider monkey.

How do I convince her to not do the jumps that could break her ankle if she lands wrong? I'm not getting through to her. I'm happy she is physically active, but she's taking the piss.

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