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Did you know that it's illegal to say, "I wish someone would kill the president of the united states"?
Im not saying it, im just letting you know that it's illegal. Like a public service announcement.
Unless it's part of a piece of art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUVbBswGmPM
"Insanely illegal!!"
"Fun" fact. Trevor "Fell from his Balcony" and died shortly after this video.
What a weird coincidence.
Edit: Apparently it was a decade later. I was confused.
12 years later is “shortly after”?
No. I was just confused. The first time I saw this was a few months before he died and I guess I didn't realize it was from years earlier. My bad.
For some reason I thought this was a Matt Walsh bit. Wkuk and ucb occupy a similar area of my brain.
They are pretty similar in a lot of ways. Like how Matt Walsh walks around with a gallon of meth on most days, and he probably has kids tied to his radiator in his basement so he can grape them. Just uncanny really.
I got so many questions I'm not sure I want the answers to.
"Wow. A whole gallon of PCP."
The Grapist
Two all time classics, although I feel like you missed cat hunting
🤦
Edit to add;I never claimed to be terribly bright.
https://youtu.be/_AunFuByWe8
That's another good one. Lol
Will no one rid us of this turbulent president?
Nope: can't know things that aren't true.
It's not a true threat. When someone said
that, too, was rejected as a true threat. The Secret Service may pay you a visit, though.
So, when are you not killing the president?
It was a reference
Okay, but where are the diagrams?
But I thought murica was the pinnacle of free speech? 😮
"Freedom of speech" mfs when it's not about literal speech.
Okay but what about investing in the Fatwa ETF?
You can, however, wish bad fortune and ill luck befall the president. Its the "I want a person to do a thing" problem because it sounds like you could looking for somebody to hire.
In the US.
Most countries wouldn't care at all.
When I see a cheeto on the floor, there is always a demon voice in my head telling me to stomp it with my foot