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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!