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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"goon

Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators"

Thank you Urban Dictionary. I didn't need to know this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least now you can refer to yourself in a more simplified way to explain your actions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goon is a hockey term. It's based on, I think, mob culture.

Kids repurposing it is just another case of Fetch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was originally used for thugs, like in the Mafia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

In the context of sexual activity, it originally referred to chem sex (usually stimulants)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's close, but goofinng also means that you don't cum so that you stay in a constantly aroused state.