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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

This is why keming is always important.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"Honey, time for work!"

"Aw just five more minutes!"

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oooh...

It's meant to be "Go on". That took me way too long, truly embarrassing amounts of onlineness. I was about to ask here what they were thinking "[to] goon" was supposed to mean. Or if this was in the henchmen lounge of the local BBEG's lair.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha, in Australia goon is the cheap wine you buy in boxes rather than bottles, so I was imagining 5 minutes to down an entire 5 or 10 litres

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought a 'goon bag' was the bladder out of a box of wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Correct - the goon bag is what the goon comes in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Aha! So the goon is the brand? I thought it was the bag that turned you into a goon 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Goon is the slang for any wine of questionable quality that comes in a goon bag. Probably the wine turns you into a goon after you drink it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

like the famous clothing brand Canada Goon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

U coukd easily wank into that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I didn't get it until your comment, so you've got that in me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"goon

Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators"

Thank you Urban Dictionary. I didn't need to know this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least now you can refer to yourself in a more simplified way to explain your actions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goon is a hockey term. It's based on, I think, mob culture.

Kids repurposing it is just another case of Fetch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was originally used for thugs, like in the Mafia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

In the context of sexual activity, it originally referred to chem sex (usually stimulants)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's close, but goofinng also means that you don't cum so that you stay in a constantly aroused state.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The angle of the picture doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's not the angle. The spacing is clearly equal between all letters of GOON.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ok, I did it for five more minutes then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not saying that it's 100% the case, but it is easy to photoshop the "go" and push it close to "on"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

the layout of the text is intentionally very blocky, and it looks correctly blocky this way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I know I can do it, and don't call me a goon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Goon of fortune!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Where the bad guys train