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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was a server at TGIF. New menu item - the Cedar-seared salmon Caesar salad. Try saying that fast.

Anyways, can't remember if I was repeating the order back or what, but I said "cedar-seared Caesar semen salad" and paused for a second, made a face and pretended I didn't say it. Noone said anything and I avoided the table as much as I could.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you're fighting some Californians and a mailman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

Say what you will its the proper Latin pronunciation

However the salad is named after an Italian restauranteur in Mexico. It's unfortunately pronounced similarly to cedar and seizure