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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was a Genesis kid, but I played most of the SNES classics while it was still the 90s.

Donkey Kong Country has always been criminally overrated. Even on a CRT television it was just not that good.

In fact I'll go so far as to say that between the SNES and the N64, Rare made exactly two great games: Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing. Everything else was middling.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sega kid

shitty game takes

Many such cases

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hegehog wasn't fun. Good art direction, great music; terrible level design that very often countered the premise of "going fast." I never found them enjoyable and find it crazy how big the series is, even though most games in the franchise are said to be garbage even by Sonic fans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

For kids with very strict religious parents, sonic is the coolest media they are allowed to consume. Anything cooler than sonic would be satanic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uh... Perfect Dark and GoldenEye.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeeeeeaaaaaauuuhhhhhh but then you paired it with Diddy Kong Racing. Replace that with Perfect Dark and then you're valid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Diddy Kong Racing is a masterpiece. I don't think you played it all the way through.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I didn't play it, watched a friend at his house play. Just wasn't my thing. Felt too close to SNES Mario Kart, which was way better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Banjo kazooie and dk64 were tops, you take that back right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd say those were solid games, but not great.

Rare games just had this style that made everything feel a little off.

Like eating a Subway sandwich. The ham doesn't just taste like ham; it tastes like ham + Subway. The turkey tastes like turkey + Subway. Banjo-Kazooie was the worst about this. It just had so much of this extra "Rare" flavor on top of it.

And like, you don't notice it at first until you try the breakfast sandwich, and when that tastes like egg + Subway, you can't eat there anymore because that's all you can taste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

... that "style" is what makes modern games suck. They lack that authenticity. Rare's games had personality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Modern games don't suck. That's a silly thing to say.

Rare's N64 platformers especially wouldn't hold up today.

Go play DK64 today and tell me it's better than a modern game. But you have to play it all the way through, all the bullshit repetitive item collection, going through the same rooms with every character to get every boring banana.