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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

It wasn't that bad, but it was absolutely overrated. Good soundtrack though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Even 4chan can't deny how good the soundtrack is

[–] [email protected] 34 points 13 hours ago

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago

On the one hand, I didn't like it that much when it came out. It's not that I hated it or hated on it, just wasn't my thing. Mario games were far superior platforming experience all around, in my opinion.

Graphics for the time and platform were great. If you weren't there at the time and your frame of reference is modern (32-bit or later) graphics, of course they suck. But that's hardly fair or objective, when it comes to understanding why they were well-regarded AT THAT TIME.

But, I'll add this: A number of my friends' kids were introduced to 8-bit and 16-bit games first, in lieu of exposing them to toxic modern phone/tablet games. And the SNES Donkey Kong game(s) were/are amongst the games that the kids enjoyed and played the most. So, there's something to that, if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

It looked pretty good for the time. Couldnt do real time 3D rendering and also be fast (StarFox was truly 3D; but iirc also ran at like 15fps and had to use a special chip in the cart to do that), so they compromised with sprites made from pre-rendered 3D models.

It also had great level design and memorable music.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, I think the game was pretty sick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I have a solid memory of my roommate and I hitting Mine Cart Madness, and when I finally made it through we whooped and hollered so much the upstairs neighbor got mad and came down to shush us, at 4 PM on a Saturday

[–] [email protected] 28 points 17 hours ago

The sound design was amazing. I can still hear the boing from jumping on a tire. The success jingle echos still.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I played Donkey Kong Country on a Gameboy Colour (I had a SNES but never got the SNES version) and I thought it was one of the best games ever 😭 still remember tryin to get past that mine cart level lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

I was a Genesis kid, but I played most of the SNES classics while it was still the 90s.

Donkey Kong Country has always been criminally overrated. Even on a CRT television it was just not that good.

In fact I'll go so far as to say that between the SNES and the N64, Rare made exactly two great games: Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing. Everything else was middling.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

sega kid

shitty game takes

Many such cases

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hegehog wasn't fun. Good art direction, great music; terrible level design that very often countered the premise of "going fast." I never found them enjoyable and find it crazy how big the series is, even though most games in the franchise are said to be garbage even by Sonic fans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

For kids with very strict religious parents, sonic is the coolest media they are allowed to consume. Anything cooler than sonic would be satanic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Uh... Perfect Dark and GoldenEye.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeeeeeaaaaaauuuhhhhhh but then you paired it with Diddy Kong Racing. Replace that with Perfect Dark and then you're valid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Diddy Kong Racing is a masterpiece. I don't think you played it all the way through.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I can’t stand most platformers, but particularly older ones. It’s maddening to play within such small visual areas. If I have to consistently guess what’s on the other end of a jump in a game about controlling my jumps, you’ve fucked up completely as a developer. Donkey Kong is awful at letting you know what exists in front of you within a timely manner.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Well at the time he was going by Puff Daddy

[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

No pre-order bonus

No battle pass

not even skins

Video game disregarded.

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Meanwhile, the reward for 100%ing a game in 2025 is… a ribbon on your Steam account.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago
[–] al_Kaholic 42 points 1 day ago

This comment deserves a *

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Anyone tell that fool that CRTs were literally the only kind of TV that existed at the time

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Admittedly, this game doesn't look particularly good on a CRT, either.

The hype about the visuals being "3D" was so weird and misinformed, and you could absolutely tell at the time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It was pseudo-3D, I remember reading an article about how they made the sprites, but can't find that... wikipedia has

Donkey Kong Country was one of the first games for a mainstream home video game console to use pre-rendered 3D graphics

and they used SGI workstations to create the models and animations before compressing/converting them to 2D sprites

Rare invested their NES profit in Silicon Graphics, Inc. (SGI) Challenge workstations with Alias rendering software to render 3D models. It was a significant risk, as each workstation cost £80,000.

(sharing bc I thought that's a crazy amount of money for 1992)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

Meanwhile, Nintendo positioned this method to compete with Aladdin, which simply hired Walt Disney animators to do the sprites.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Soundtrack is pretty good I guess?

Invalid opinion. Soundtrack is peak.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

He's right you know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yea, the graphics of this game (and Super Mario RPG) are nightmare inducing. I can only be onboard with anon about this. Plus, you had great point+click adventure games back then as well.

Also soundtrack is mid. It has no Bad Religion or Less Than Jake. Fight me!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

I remember the reviews of the first re release for the GBA, they were similar to this one from 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I know this is rage bait, but DKC was fantastic. I remember when Blockbuster video held a contest where you could play a game, and if you had the best score in the entire store you could win free movie rentals for a year. And if you did good enough, you could qualify for a “The Wizard” style video game competition in California. I played the shit out of this game to practice for weeks. I learned all the spots where you could drop down a hole and instead of dying, you get some rewards. I went in to this blockbuster ready to get my family a year of free movie rentals and possibly a trip to California. The first hole I dropped down I died. They had a modified version of the game that didn’t have these secrets in it. I was entirely unprepared. I played my 3 turns and did pretty terrible. After we left the blockbuster my parents had to run into a store and I just waited in the car. I literally cried cause I was so disappointed in how bad I did.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just FYI. I lucked out and won my local Blockbuster stores version of this contest 🙂 Made it to the state finals, but was too young to compete and got kicked out. (I was 11.) But you better believe I rented a free movie every month. Sometimes got away with 2 haha 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I’m so jealous!

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