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Anon's grandpa does his own research
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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction
There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.
lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.
I would pay to see that movie.
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