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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because he was in a convertible. Obviously the bullet(s?) could have come from outside of the car. Checkmate Zapruder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

He froze the back of his head off from those cool southeasterly winds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Comrade, this was a sunny day in Texas.

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