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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It could just be a bad joke.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed. Try talking to a few hundred people each day whilst keeping the banter fun and interesting.

Someone in this doesn't understand how being a cashier works.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for dissecting the frog.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Definitely just a dumb joke that got taken a bit too literally.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Says more about the poster that (if it's real) should have just said "heh yeah" and left. If it's not real, then wtf is their life where they need to come up with B's like this? Cashiers have it hard enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Im going on a limb and guessing this question was never asked directly to the cashier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone really needs to work on their material though. They’re not going to leave their day job any time soon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You criticize their "material" by yourself regurgitating tired slop from decades past?