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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was younger and worked at a grocery store, I had a coworker confide in me that they stop home on their breaks for a shot of vodka. At the time I saw it as "whatever you have to do to survive!" But now I see it as the massive red flag that it is that she's a functioning alcoholic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing green about alcoholism. I enjoy my beer, gin and occasionall hangover but alcohol addiction is nothing to celebrate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A single shot seems more like a habit than functional alcoholism

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Drinking alcohol habitually is called alcoholism. Any time the consumption of alcohol is a fixed part of your day, you are already over the line. A beer with every dinner? Shots with friends/coworkers after work every day? That's alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Yep. That’s a difficult nuance for people to grasp. Alcoholism isn’t really about the amount, it’s about your relationship to its use.

If you drink 7 beers on a random friday night, but nothing the rest of the week, you’re probably fine. But if you drink a beer with your breakfast so you can face the day, that’s clearly not a good place to be. Same amount of alcohol, but a different relationship to its use.

Basically, anytime you feel like you ‘need a drink to do X’ with any regularity, it’s time to talk to your doctor about alcohol use.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are literally saying that someone getting drunk in the middle of the day is a "bright green flag"

A green flag for what?