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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

School bus driver?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Investment banker during tariff season.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Unrelated video, but thank you for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I'm not accusing anybody involved at Wacker or the contractors of being drunk, but if turning a bolt wrong kills one and injures four then you can imagine drinking at work is not exactly a great idea.

It's just as dangerous on foot as it is for drivers, even grocery clerks can get crushed under pallets of boxes weighing hundreds of lbs minimum, there should be no tolerance for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Buddy of mine worked in health care, did urine testing. He's got stories about people coming in way over the legal limit to drive but come across as sober

[–] [email protected] 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

When I was younger and worked at a grocery store, I had a coworker confide in me that they stop home on their breaks for a shot of vodka. At the time I saw it as "whatever you have to do to survive!" But now I see it as the massive red flag that it is that she's a functioning alcoholic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing green about alcoholism. I enjoy my beer, gin and occasionall hangover but alcohol addiction is nothing to celebrate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A single shot seems more like a habit than functional alcoholism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Drinking alcohol habitually is called alcoholism. Any time the consumption of alcohol is a fixed part of your day, you are already over the line. A beer with every dinner? Shots with friends/coworkers after work every day? That's alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Any more that that and the TV trolley is coming out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I was about to say I’ve encountered a few individuals during school consults. Elementary even.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like me with my $20 when I'm on jury duty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Explain to a fellow European why jury duty is so universally hated in the United States of America. I always pictured it as an exciting opportunity with a certain responsibility.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Well, it is never a convenient time. You wind up missing a day of work and they give ( at least in my state) the potential juror $20 for your trouble. I never get picked and have a hard time staying awake throughout the day.

There is definitely a great responsibility involved and I answer the questioning truthfully so I have never get selected by both the prosecution and the defense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

As mentioned by another, a lot of it really is compensation. Most jobs won't pay your missed days for jury service. They can't fire you, no, but they also dont have to pay you. If you have kids, live paycheck to paycheck, then get a letter from the government saying you will be needed for an unspecified amount of days, possibly weeks, and won't get paid for it, it doesn't seem like much of an opportunity. Better have those sick days saved up, cause if not, you may not make rent.

Luclily they usually pull a large pool of people so that is sometimes not an issue. My last jury summons, I told the judge that I wasn't paid for being there and the loss of income would cause me financial hardship. "Thank you sir, you're excused."

Employers respect jury service only as far as the law requires them to. They do not respect it enough to make service economically viable for their employees.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

You have to take time off from work and you are not usually compensated well enough for the inconvenience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

The reasons the others gave are valid, but it’s also a cultural thing. We’re taught via pop culture that getting a jury duty summons, much like having to go to the DMV, is something to be dreaded. Like if it happens in a cartoon or a cheesy sitcom, there might be scary music that plays in the background while the character does a Darth Vader “noooooo.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Musicians, comedians. Any job where you have to be socially / performatively "on".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Watch old Robin Williams stand-up. He actually goes back stage mid-show to do rails of coke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think a lot of politicians also do it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

No, they're usually on a strict diet of paint thinner

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"You try doing this job sober!"

-- Fred Dibnah, steeplejack.

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