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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As you're the challenger, I get to choose weapons. I choose Norse Mythology trivia.

Also, dawn doesn't really work for me, how about 8-ish?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

8-ish is a little early for me. By 'Dawn', I really meant somewhere around 10:30. I am amenable to your terms. I played Age of Mythology and watched (some of) the Marvel movies, clearly that means I am an expert at Norse mythology.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'll typically be on my exercise bike at 10:30, how about noon or thereabouts?

I've played Age of Mythology and watched some of the marvel movies too. And the Valhalla cartoons. And read most of the comics it's based on. And grown up in a place where it was the actual religion before Catholics came and ruined things 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The mistake was not choosing DDR battle and playing butterfly. Even if you lose, so will they.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You clearly have no idea how uncoordinated a viking hippie with ADHD and disproportionately short legs can be if you think I could ever win a DDR battle against any sapient being, or even try without hating it with a passion 😄