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Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas
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I like them. And turnips. I use them alongside potatoes for a little extra flavor and varied texture. When mashed I call them turpaters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga
Maybe "cabnips" or "turbages".