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I hear even Republicans are pissed off this time. Not that they'd vote for anyone else tomorrow, mind you...

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

My friends wonder why I call you all the time, what can I say?
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice
When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they wanna know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because your name, your name is on my list

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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