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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Downvoted specifically for "I don't have any other choice."

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh no not the downvotes!

What’s my other fucking choice then?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Whale ink, goat feather and rice paper

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Rice doesn’t have paper.