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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The way to her heart is financial stability.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Same thing to some women.

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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