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Actually had one of these on my boat when I was growing up. Vital piece of tech. (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I always picture a drunken sailor asking how much port is left. It works for me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Okay that's infuriatingly clever... I'm going to have to use that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

And port is red. Green means you're on Starboard and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

**red port

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's better than mine