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[–] [email protected] 284 points 2 years ago (5 children)

He (the principal) said she was punished because she is the 'hood ornament' of the school."

Oh for fuck sake! This is crazy old fashioned bullshit right here.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 years ago (2 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Then an old fuck like that will wonder why one day someone decided to throw a molotov at their window

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Deam bro if you that mad I can give you better targets.

Like certain nestle execs or some slave trade associated fucks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Por que no los dos

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

One can dream...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

And a double entendre.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

"Shes not a woman, she is a literal piece of flare, FOR MY Institution REEEEE"

Excuse me, Real Life? pump the brakes.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

He's literally objectifying her in his comment

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Such a bad and disgusting comment that should have no place today. It goes back to making this poor girl sound like property.