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[–] [email protected] 346 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What does shaking your ass at a private party have to do with your academics? This is the dumbest situation. This poor girl.

[–] [email protected] 222 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/07/louisiana-student-punished-by-school-for-dancing-at-private-party

was seen dancing at a private homecoming afterparty on 30 September, behind a friend who was twerking.

she wasn’t even the one twerking

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (6 children)

For fucks sake. I hope her family calls the ACLU.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seems like the easiest way to get into a really good school would be to sue, whip up a media frenzy, and frame it through a feminist lens. Write an essay about overcoming adversity by standing up for what is right, no matter the cost.

BOOM easy admissions.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I’d get the dance team members in on it for vaguely impugning their reputations, because when asked why nothing happened to them, the answer more or less had the implied subtext “that’s fine for them because we expect them to act like hoes, but you’re our hood ornament and should behave better.”

edit: in case anyone is unclear on my position regarding twerking

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

It's crazy. She lost benefits over something somebody else did. I can't make sense of it. The dogma and brining faith and religious righteousness into everything is out on hand and needs to stop

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[–] [email protected] 203 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

It has everything to do with it because god said so:

"They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself," Timonet told a local news outlet. "That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." "I felt like my life was over."

Guys, it’s the same rules as any underaged closet atheist. Study your ass off, become financially independent, then twerk in front of your god fearing scholarship committee

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago (16 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Sounds like someone dodged a bullet! Bullet-dodge ass-dance!

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[–] [email protected] 284 points 2 years ago (11 children)

He (the principal) said she was punished because she is the 'hood ornament' of the school."

Oh for fuck sake! This is crazy old fashioned bullshit right here.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 years ago (2 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

"Shes not a woman, she is a literal piece of flare, FOR MY Institution REEEEE"

Excuse me, Real Life? pump the brakes.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

He's literally objectifying her in his comment

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Such a bad and disgusting comment that should have no place today. It goes back to making this poor girl sound like property.

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[–] [email protected] 199 points 2 years ago (6 children)

My. God. The pearl clutching and oppression of the female body these days. We may as well go back to corsets and chastity belts.

I’m not going to encourage a HSer to twerk, but c’mon! You’re going to punish her for having fun at an unrelated and offsite event? Get real.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She wasn't even the one twerking... she just happened to be near someone twerking... how dare she?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (36 children)

Just when you thought this story couldn’t get and fucking dumber.

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Next they're gonna find out she kissed a boy and expel her.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It appears that the principal is backpedaling really hard. Even so, the kid still lost out on the scholarship because she missed the deadline to apply through the school.

The mother said in response to the principal's apology,

“It’s too little, too late. I even told him on the phone conversation when he made it to us at noon today asking us to come into the office and he mentioned reinstating the scholarship, I let him know that the scholarship deadline was done, and the damage that he’s done to her is done. I also told him I gave them the opportunity when I came in there at 7 o’ clock the next morning, to try and rectify the situation at that point. Now, with somebody holding his hand forcing him to do something, an apology being enforced it’s too late,” said Rachel Timonet

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Sounds like some religious bullshit.

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, [...]"

Yep...

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was probably a scholarship for people with lower spinal paralysis. She was all set to collect the money but then she got roped into one of J-Roc’s grease videos.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Nope, after reading the article, it seems she was a student destined to be used for PR by the school and probably also for sucking up to donors. No humanity allowed, twerking is of the devil and such stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

That principal needs his hard drive forensically checked by the police.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Louisiana is fucked. Can these conservative fucking demons finally all move to one place and start their conservative nation like they always dream out loud about and leave the rest of us the fuck alone already?

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Compared to Afghanistan where girls can't get an education, I bet these Christians consider themselves very tolerant and progressive.

Religion excels at making idiots into massive idiots, and empower them too.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She wasn't the one twerking.

She was dancing behind the twerker.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." So a state institution imposing religious virtues on a student? How is that constitutional, something for the ACLU perhaps?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Fire that principal. He's a bad example for students.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (8 children)

At this point if anyone ever brings up religion to me outside of work, I'm just gonna shit on it. Tolerating religion is morally bad and religion should be as taboo as smoking.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Why'd they show the picture of the underaged girl in an article about her twerking? That's really weird.

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