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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Real enterprise programmers know that everything should be on the stack... so they declare a List《void*》 in main.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

But we might need to add more features in the future so it might not just be a list in a few years. Better encapsulate it in a few layers of abstractions just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Real enterprise programmers know you can get another job in the next year or two so fuck best practice