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Trump Boasts That Fictional Cannibal Killer Hannibal Lecter ‘Loves’ Him (themessenger.com)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First of all: lmao

Second of all: I'd bet Lecter would 100% murder him if they ever met purely because Trump is just fucking insufferable and the character was known for killing rude people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

• Hannibal cutting the scull off…

“Well…, that is disappointing…”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"The texture's all wrong"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He sure wouldn't eat him though.

Have we ruled out Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?