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Because to them it's all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian "worships Satan"

If there is no vacancy then the hotel has infinite full rooms and no empty ones.

ITT: I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Welcome to Costco I love you.

I keep hearing about how red meat is fucking us up but isn't red meat in our diet one of the reasons we're so smart?

If I had the money I'd buy it and replace every post with goatse.

EDIT: wtf the insane asylum is loose. Halp

But I said the phrase "scientists don't know everything" so now you have to listen to my bullshit.

But then I can't piss outside the bowl!

No we're not going to release bloodborne noo stop asking us noo stop making your own bloodborne bro stop

One of his kids is literally named "Adeptus Mechanicus".

EDIT: Sorry, "Techno Mechanicus". Still.

He's also a massive Warhammer fan and I don't think that gets talked about enough. He is definitely the kind of person that missed the fucking point and thinks the imperium of man is a good thing.

He probably wants to turn America into a hive city.