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Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

- I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

- It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!