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Many have pressed the button. Brain: Excelent I will opent he chemi.... whats this sign next to the good chemicals, WARNING ADHD, DONT OPEN UNLESD EVERYTHING IS FIXED. Brain: Well fuck me then.
Yeah... that sign got destroyed accidentally. I went through this little hyperfixation where I was trying to make ninja throwing stars. Didn't go well. Ended up cutting myself a few times and had to go to the hospital. It was a whole problem. But the doctor at the hospital was sexy as hell. Really big arms. Nice guy. Nice smile. Had to do a blood sugar check for a few things and it turns out it was low which was a surprise. Apple bottom jeans... boots with the fur....
Wait what were we talking about?
(Sidenote: I'm in a voice chat with a friend of mine who knows me very well. I read out this comment and asked if it was too ludicrous for a joke about ADHD. He said "Dude, that comment is a mild version of you on a good day. Post it. You're fine.)
It was perfection. I could have written it myself.
It was so well done that I read it in my own voice. Congratulations! Your thoughts are indistinguishable from my own!