this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?

Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!