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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This I could actually see happening. Or make it such a food desert that it's unthinkable to even try

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.