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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is very real but journalism hasn't quite evolved to state facts yet. They're still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

shuddup unless you want me to help

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you are very perceptive

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

we're about to dye!