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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Lucky it wasn't worse. You can't have any metal on in a huge rotating magnet. Dumb is gonna dumb.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh no. ~~A CT scanner is a giant rotating electromagnet~~. An MRI is a giant quantum electromagnetic tube. It’s so, so much worse. It is literally unpredictable as to what might happen with metal inside of it. She’s lucky she wasn’t literally torn to shreds.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

A CT scanner is a rotating X-ray device. No rotating magnets here!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ah thanks for the clarification! And you are right about torn to shreds. I recommend people go watch those videos that show what happens with metal in MRI machines.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We're lucky she didn't merge with the gun into a super soldier!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I thought the "M" was for "Magic". Silly me.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

My proctologist said my Magic Ring could benefit from more fiber.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

sfp+ or sfp28?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

They had it set to “M” for magnetic when they should’ve had it set to “W” for wumbo.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The M could have really been for Murder! (Well, probably more like Manslaughter, but close enough.)

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