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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
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"No, the only Christmas movies are movies I SAY are Christmas movies!" ~ Dan Rice / Chat GPT
Imagine caring what other people consider a holiday movie? Dan sounds like a miserable person who will go through your movie collection and call them all horse shit and demand you and your group watch a 4 hour movie about a woman brushing a horse and proclaiming It to be true art.
I stopped reading at his banal prologue. Don't invite Dan over for movie night, for he is armed with a Chat Bot and a thesaurus.