this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You're obviously not working in IT ops.

Tomorrow I'm donning a black robe and walking down to the server room with a newborn lamb and a knife. The gods of the rack shall have their sacrifice and I will beg for their mercy during these two weeks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, that's only reasonable. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just pushed a major update to prod on my QuickBooks app. I may have made a terrible mistake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A sysadmin has been dispatched to your location to serve justice. Please do not resist.