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Came prepared with the receipts (startrek.website)

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Fucking them would send mixed messages

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Breakup sex is definitely a thing.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Never underestimate the closure of one last angry fuck. What sends the mixed messages is the fact that it's probably some of the best sex you'll ever have which leaves you wanting to go back to that hot, wet, dank, filthy, delicious well. Damn, it suddenly got really warm here. /S

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