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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Any 1-word slang?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."

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