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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Ringing the devil's doorbell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Any 1-word slang?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Why? Is your other hand occupied?

That made no sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That is one very imaginative list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.