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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We're only bombing daycares and libraries now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

But not during nap time, that's inhumane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can already hear the librarian's angry "schhh!".