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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Out of all the arguments that could've been made you chose the dumbest.

Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I didn't know so I googled it, you're wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:

https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla

The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So a silverback is a specific species of mountain gorilla that has a distinctive silver hair on its back after a certain age.

Almost like I said silverback is a species

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Lol, now say "rooster is a species". Fuckin dork

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~Redditor~~ Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah I'll admit it

I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was "species of mountain gorilla" so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like "is a silverback gorilla a species" but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯