Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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I once saw him down six chained removedy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.
Removedy?
Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.
LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.
As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.
No because this is ~~classical~~ operant conditioning not Pavlovian.
Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.
Pavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.
This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.
Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.
Some guys really have self-confidence issues.
No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.
There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.
Out of all the arguments that could've been made you chose the dumbest.
Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.
I didn't know so I googled it, you're wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:
https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla
The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.
I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy's.
So a silverback is a specific species of mountain gorilla that has a distinctive silver hair on its back after a certain age.
Almost like I said silverback is a species
Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.
Lol, now say "rooster is a species". Fuckin dork
~~Redditor~~ Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)
Nah I'll admit it
I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was "species of mountain gorilla" so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.
Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like "is a silverback gorilla a species" but it is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
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"After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"
lmao
OK, I you got me until I checked the source
Couldn't anon oh i don't know get ripped himself ? Or is their ex a gorrila too cause that would explain why anon need a gorrilla for fight
Reading through the green text
What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.
If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...
So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.
This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess
How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.
Methinks projection from you, friend
We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.
Fair point lol
Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?
I swear I've seen this in Family Guy