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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this Ottawa’s version of “The Onion”?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

canada is like an onion source: am canadian

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally. Canadian news is just American news two weeks behind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And without all the school shootings and it has healthcare. Id say its america premium

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hell no. Our healthcare is completely screwed right now and instead of school shootings we have everyone car being jacked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Naw, that's the Beaverton.