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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Westminster Dog Show is gonna be must see tv.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Doorknob cleaning.