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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

And here I thought this was a reference to Her

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop... which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far... I've actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2023 Futurama

Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago